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I was reading today that Korea has successfully cloned a coyote. I need one. Not quite as bad as I want a pair of micro piggies, a few hens and a couple of goats but pretty damn bad. You see, I live in the city… Not like New York City, but as city as you can get for the eastern panhandle of West Virginia. Despite state laws, they won’t let me shoot intruders in the city!! I have a lot of shady people walking by my door. Some I’m pretty sure are a bit schizo. Not that I’m one to talk, since I’m a neurotic fucking moon bat. So, since I can’t have attack micro pigs, I figure a clone coyote will do. I’ve already contacted a man about it and he wants to chat. I am looking forward to it.
In other news, I’ve renamed Stuart to Machiavelli. He has eluded my humane peanut butter trap. Maybe he’s allergic? I haven’t seen him around and we’ve got a new family member. My new black kitten, Tarot may have given Machiavelli a run for his money.
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